Meet Ringo
Ringo is a Japanese Chin with an unmistakable flair for charm and office diplomacy. As Coalmarch’s Head of Cuteness Operations, he oversees team morale with a soft paw, big eyes, and a tongue that makes surprise guest appearances. His role centers around making sure every human receives the optimal amount of joy, comfort, and emotional support throughout the workday.
A well-rounded professional, Ringo brings expertise in puzzle-solving, grass-level reconnaissance, and highly strategic ankle licking. His keen investigative instincts make him a top performer in field research, particularly when it comes to identifying promising smells or locating hidden crumbs. Ringo is also known for his refined palate, with Greek yogurt and peanut butter ranking among his preferred fuel sources.
Outside office hours, Ringo enjoys lounging on plush surfaces, perfecting his windswept fur aesthetic, and reminding his parents that he is, in fact, the center of the household. His blend of sweetness, curiosity, and star-quality cuteness makes him not just a coworker, but an essential member of the Coalmarch crew.